Ivan vine acasa afumat bine

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Ivan vine acasa afumat bine. Nevasta-sa il intreaba:
– Ce faci Ivane, iar vii acasa beat?
– Numai trei beri am baut…intreaba-l si pe Aliosa (asta era cainele).
– Cate beri a baut, Aliosa?
– Ham, ham, ham!
A doua seara vine Ivan si mai beat acasa.
– Iar ai baut ba?
– Numai doua beri!
– Aliosa, cate beri a baut?
– Ham, ham!
Bun… A treia seara vine Ivan beat mort.
– Ivane, daca mai vii o singura data asa nu te mai primesc in casa.
– Numai o bere am baut!
– Aliosa, cate beri a baut?
– Ham!
– Si votca?
– Hauuuuuuuuuuuuu!