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https://audimagini.ro Bancuri de ras si plans Tue, 04 Jan 2022 15:53:00 +0000 ro-RO hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://audimagini.ro/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cropped-body-bg-1-32x32.jpg https://audimagini.ro 32 32 https://audimagini.ro/blonde/monumentul-unei-blonde?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=monumentul-unei-blonde Tue, 04 Jan 2022 15:53:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=76137 Ce scrie pe monumentul unei blonde? In sfarsit s-a culcat singura!

The post Monumentul unei blonde first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/blonda-si-sunetele-fin-perete?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blonda-si-sunetele-fin-perete Tue, 14 Dec 2021 07:39:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=76016 ce face o blonda care sta cu urechea lipita de perete. Asculta house!!!

The post Blonda si sunetele fin perete first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/blonda-de-la-hotel?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blonda-de-la-hotel Sun, 12 Dec 2021 00:37:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=76003 O blonda se duce la un hotel sa-si ia o camera peste noapte. Receptionerul ii spune ca nu mai are decat un pat liber, dar cu trei barbati in camera. Fiind iarna si neavand unde sa doarma accepta. In camera unul dintre ce trei ii propune un joc. Daca raspundea corect la o ghicitoare (ce e mica, are coada, rontaie alune, si traieste in padure?) o vor lasa sa doarma. Daca nu. Dimineata femeia de servici intra in camera unde doi barbati erau lesinati, iar al treilea in genunchi se ruga la blonda: – Zi veverita, te implor, zi veverita!!!

The post Blonda de la hotel first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/pantofii?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pantofii Sat, 11 Dec 2021 16:09:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=76001 O blonda ii spune vanzatoarei si ii arate o pereche de pantofi, pe care ii si probeaza. Vanzatoarea o intreaba: – Cum sunt? – Ma cam strang putin, raspunde blonda. – Incercati sa le scoateti limba, spune vanzatoarea. – Tot ma strang putin

The post Pantofii first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/blonda-la-interviu?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blonda-la-interviu Fri, 10 Dec 2021 23:13:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=75997 O blonda intervievata: – Cati soti ai avut pana acum? – Doar ai mei? Sau asa. in general?

The post Blonda la interviu first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/blonda-si-coltul-camerei?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blonda-si-coltul-camerei Tue, 07 Dec 2021 10:33:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=75977 De ce se baga o blonda in coltul camerei cand ii este frig? A auzit ca acolo sunt 90 de grade.

The post Blonda si coltul camerei first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/blonda-din-cimitir?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blonda-din-cimitir Mon, 06 Dec 2021 17:37:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=75973 O blonda se plimba prin cimitir la ora 12 noaptea; in spatele ei apare un vampir: – Sunt vampir si sug sange ! Blonda nu raspunde. – Sunt vampir si sug sange!Blonda tot nu-l baga inseama. Vampirul iar spune: – Sunt vampir si sug sange! Blonda foarte enervata de data asta, raspunde: – Si eu sug pula si nu ma laud!

The post Blonda din cimitir first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/doua-blonde-curve?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=doua-blonde-curve Sat, 04 Dec 2021 02:07:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=75957 Doua blonde curve stateau de vorba: – Draga mea zise prima mie imi plac foarte mult aviatorii.. – Normal zise cealalta doar si lor le plac parasutele?!!

The post Doua blonde curve first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/de-ce-sunt-blondele-usor-de-luat-in-pat?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=de-ce-sunt-blondele-usor-de-luat-in-pat Sat, 20 Nov 2021 12:09:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=75880 De ce sunt blondele asa usor de luat in pat? Cui ii pasa?

The post De ce sunt blondele usor de luat in pat? first appeared on AudImagini.ro.]]> https://audimagini.ro/blonde/blonda-si-sticla-de-suc?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=blonda-si-sticla-de-suc Sat, 20 Nov 2021 03:41:00 +0000 https://audimagini.ro/?p=75878 De ce s-a uitat o blonda timp de 2 ore la o sticla de suc? Pentru ca pe sticla scria: Concentrat !

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